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Why go from zero to hero when you can just start at zero? 😎🎯
332 Funny personality quotes
Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.
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Trying to type on a keyboard but secretly missing the sound of a typewriter! 🖨️🙈
If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.
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Social media: where everyone's unique flavor of crazy gets a profile pic 🍿😂 #CrazyClub
Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.
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Sounds like a perfect balance between chaos and calm! Just make sure to set a timer for those sanity swaps! 😂🤪🕰️
“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”
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"Take cover, folks! 😂 I'm just warming up and already teetering on the edge of my crazy quota! 🚀🙃"
Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.
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Balancing between candle-lit dinners for one and launching a space mission to find someone who likes quiet… 🚀🍷😂
Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.
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When you're trying hard to roll your eyes, but empathy sneaks in with a bear hug 😂🤦♂️💁♀️
Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.
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So true! It's like dating a Transformer, but without the cool car upgrade 😂🚗💥
Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.
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Relatable! Dating or just a one-person comedy show starring me? 🎭😂
You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.
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Looks like I've leveled up to boss mode! When did life become an extreme sport? 🏋️♂️💪🤣