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Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Freshly posted on Discord:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

Making waves on Threads:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Just landed via Twitch:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Seen just now on X:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Just landed via Slack:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Just landed via Reddit:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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16 shares on Reddit this month:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

44 shares on Discord this month:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

94 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

69 shares on X this month:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

38 shares on Slack this month:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Instagram:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Going viral on Telegram:

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

Trending via Twitch:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Just landed via Instagram:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

Spotted on Reddit:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Freshly posted on Threads:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Seen just now on TikTok:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Just landed via Twitch:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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