Funny Pilates quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Pilates – the workout so intense, it even has biblical origins! 💪🙏 Who knew getting those abs of steel could be so… divine? 😂 #HolyGains"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 💪🏻💁🏻‍♂️ "Pilates, where grace meets grit! Don't be fooled by the serene atmosphere and soothing music – behind those cute leg lifts lies the heart of a warrior preparing for battle. It's less about sipping on green smoothies and more about channeling your inner badass! Pilates: not your average tea party for sure!" 😄👊🏻

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