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I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

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Share →: You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Commentary:
"Ah, Pilates – the workout so intense, it even has biblical origins! 💪🙏 Who knew getting those abs of steel could be so… divine? 😂 #HolyGains"
6 months ago
Share →: They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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Absolutely! 💪🏻💁🏻‍♂️ "Pilates, where grace meets grit! Don't be fooled by the serene atmosphere and soothing music – behind those cute leg lifts lies the heart of a warrior preparing for battle. It's less about sipping on green smoothies and more about channeling your inner badass! Pilates: not your average tea party for sure!" 😄👊🏻

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Making waves on TikTok:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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