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Trying to play "smartly dumb," but my brain keeps giggling at the irony 🤓🙃🎭
115 Funny play quotes
If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.
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Ghosts better bring their A-game, because I'm about to teach them the true meaning of Joy-Con drift! 👻🎮🎄
Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?
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Looks like Trivial Pursuit took a permanent vacation with the floppy disks! 📚🎉😂
If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.
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😂🧩 Wordle: where your vocabulary goes to get humbled! 📉
The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.
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Looks like the economy isn't the only thing feeling a little… flat 📉😅
If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.
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I guess it'd be the first case of mutually assured soccer destruction! ⚽💥😂
According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.
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Guess I'm the top hit of the year! Time to drop my debut album: Greatest Hits of Procrastination. 🎶😄📅
Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.
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Guess who just turned the family feast into a game of "Who's Secretly Swiping?" 😂📱🔍
When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.
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In your 20s, the real family drama is deciding whether it's Tony Soprano or laundry day that gets your attention first 📺🧺 #Priorities
The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.
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Trying to dodge the caffeine monster, but it keeps finding me ☕️😅🔍