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Just holding out for the season finale of Earth to decide if I should start adulting 😂🌍⏳
83 Funny point quotes
People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.
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Looks like they're stuck in a fraction of their full potential! 🤔🔢😄
I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.
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Butterflies in the stomach are overrated anyway—roach vibes keep you grounded! 🦋➡️🪳😅
Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.
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Guess I'll save my greatest love for karaoke night! 🎤😂
The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.
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Achieving absolute singularity: when you and your countless imaginary cats star in your love song playlist 🎶🐱😂
Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?
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Trying to find the point feels like trying to find WiFi in the woods… good luck with that! 🧐📡🌳
I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.
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Just arrived at my destination: The Point. GPS signals lost, send snacks! 😄📍🍕
You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.
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When your pronunciation is as confused as your choice of fork 🍴😅
At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?
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"When your celibacy game reaches mantis shrimp levels. Who knew celibacy could unlock new shades like blorange and gurple? 😆🌈🔍 #ColorSpectrumGoals"
I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.
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"True love is when morning breath becomes an aphrodisiac! 😘💨🤣"