Commentary:
Back then, everyone must have been like, "Is that a bear or my cousin Steve?" 😂👓🐻
226 Funny question quotes
Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?
Commentary:
Trying to understand whether it's wine etiquette or an optical illusion 🍷🤔🏆
Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.
Commentary:
Job hunting is just a treasure hunt where the treasure keeps getting relocated! 🗺️✨ If I find it, you'll hear the victory dance from miles away! 🎉💃
Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.
Commentary:
Sounds like my kind of cheating—study edition! 😂📚📝
Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?
Commentary:
Achieving this mythical level of productivity deserves its own superhero comic series 🦸♀️🦸♂️🧺✨
What are cats even trying to do?
Commentary:
Trying to break into the nap Olympics and master the art of ignoring humans! 🐱😴🎯
Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.
Commentary:
Maybe start hanging out near the chocolate section; I'm pretty sure that's where all the "Hershey's Kisses" are hiding! 😄🍫💋
Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?
Commentary:
Imagine training for the Olympics of procrastination 😂🚗⏳🏆
Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?
Commentary:
When I'm staring into space, 99% of the time I'm planning my next bread encounter 🍞😄🥖
What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?
Commentary:
Starting your mornings with a triple espresso and existential dread! ☕😅📉