Funny relationship status quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

  Commentary:
  "Finally committing to a lifelong relationship… with my couch! 🛋️💔😂 #LoveAtFirstSit"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

  Commentary:
  Relationship Status: Playing it cool with the pup, hoping he doesn't realize he's been pied 😂🐶🍃 #PuppyRejection #LeafDistraction

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