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Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Spotted on Threads:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Spotted on Telegram:

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Live now on LinkedIn:

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

Just shared via Twitch:

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

Trending via X:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Just landed via Messenger:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Making waves on Telegram:

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

Spotted on Reddit:

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

47 shares on YouTube this month:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

50 shares on Slack this month:

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

94 shares on Slack this month:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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There are too many neglected emojis.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Just shared via Twitch:

Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

Shared recently on X:

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

Just shared via TikTok:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Spotted on Reddit:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

Making waves on X:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Trending via Discord:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Trending via TikTok:

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Making waves on X:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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