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Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Not again. I mean good morning.

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

Breaking via Slack:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Shared recently on Reddit:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

Going viral on Messenger:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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Spotted on Instagram:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Live now on Twitch:

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Shared recently on Instagram:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

Seen just now on Slack:

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Just shared via TikTok:

Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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