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Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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Running from your problems is cardio.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Trending via Discord:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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Trending via Threads:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Trending via Snapchat:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Just shared via Reddit:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Making waves on WeChat:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I probably think this song is about me.

Spotted on Threads:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Seen just now on Telegram:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Going viral on Discord:

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

Just landed via TikTok:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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