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Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Grok, put light in her eyes.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,706

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Making waves on YouTube:

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Going bananas on Facebook:

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

Making waves on Facebook:

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

Trending via WhatsApp:

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

Spotted on YouTube:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Making waves on Twitch:

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

Seen just now on X:

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on YouTube this month:

I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

For Halloween, I will be okay.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

91 shares on Instagram this month:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

16 folks are currently checking 👀

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Snapchat:

I miss you when I wake up before you.

Making waves on Facebook:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Trending via TikTok:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Freshly posted on X:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Just landed via Telegram:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Just shared via YouTube:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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