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Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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Going viral on TikTok:

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

Just landed via Discord:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Spotted on Twitch:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Spotted on Reddit:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Trending via X:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

Going bananas on YouTube:

The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

Shared recently on Discord:

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

18 shares on Threads this month:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

30 shares on Slack this month:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

27 shares on Slack this month:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

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Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

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When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

Trending via Facebook:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

Trending via X:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Making waves on X:

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Going viral on Snapchat:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Going viral on Twitch:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

Making waves on Discord:

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Live now on Threads:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

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