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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Spotted on Twitch:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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Funny self-respect quotes bring a hilarious twist to loving yourself 💁‍♀️✨. They remind us that confidence doesn’t have to be serious all the time—sometimes, it’s about laughing at life’s little quirks while standing tall 😎💪. Ready to boost your ego with a smile? Get ready for some witty, cheeky lines that celebrate self-worth with a side of humor 😂👑!

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Share →: If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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"When they realize you're not coming back, cue the plot twist they'll talk about for ages! 🍿🎬 #DramaQueenExit"
3 months ago
Share →: “You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

Commentary:
"Cutting people off like a pro! 🙅‍♀️ Who needs toxic energy when you've got self-respect on speed dial? 💁‍♀️ Snip snip, bye negativity! ✂️ #SelfRespectGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: “Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Commentary:
"Being the bigger person shouldn't mean you have to swallow disrespect like a bitter pill 🙅‍♂️ Stand tall and don't let anyone shrink your worth, unless you're getting paid to act in a movie about honeybees 🐝🎥"

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The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Trending via TikTok:

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Breaking via Snapchat:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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