55 funny sense quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

May 21, 2026

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

May 21, 2026

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

May 21, 2026

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

May 21, 2026

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

May 21, 2026

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

May 20, 2026

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

May 20, 2026

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

May 20, 2026

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

May 20, 2026

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

May 20, 2026

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

May 20, 2026

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

May 19, 2026

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

May 19, 2026

People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

May 19, 2026

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

May 19, 2026