55 funny sense quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Mar 30, 2026

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Mar 30, 2026

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Mar 30, 2026

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Mar 30, 2026

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Mar 29, 2026

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Mar 28, 2026

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Mar 28, 2026

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Mar 28, 2026

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Mar 28, 2026

Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Mar 28, 2026

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Mar 27, 2026

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Mar 27, 2026

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Mar 27, 2026

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Mar 27, 2026

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Mar 26, 2026