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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Making waves on Discord:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Spotted on WeChat:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Trending via Facebook:

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Going viral on TikTok:

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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Share →: My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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Share →: My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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Ah, the classic "headphones defense" move – a bold tactic indeed! 🎧😄 Nothing like a little strategic deafness to keep unwanted advances at bay! Maybe invest in some invisible headphones next time for that extra level of commitment to the ruse! 🤫😂

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

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If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Just landed via Messenger:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Trending via Reddit:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Spotted on Facebook:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Making waves on Twitch:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Just shared via Telegram:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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