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Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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Trending via LinkedIn:

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Spotted on Messenger:

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Going bananas on Telegram:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Just shared via Telegram:

If you breakdance you buy dance.

Just landed via Discord:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Just landed via Threads:

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

99 shares on Slack this month:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

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Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I’ve named my couch American Idle.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Oh good. Another day.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Just shared via Discord:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Just landed via Discord:

Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

Making waves on TikTok:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Trending via Threads:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Just shared via X:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Spotted on Messenger:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

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