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Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I’ve spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn’t actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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Going bananas on Messenger:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

Just shared via Slack:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Breaking via X:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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65 shares on Snapchat this month:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

61 shares on Reddit this month:

“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

100 shares on Slack this month:

The lion can’t keep living like this.

29 shares on X this month:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

39 shares on X this month:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

37 shares on Slack this month:

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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I’ve spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn’t actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.

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All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.

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You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Just shared via Slack:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Trending via Twitch:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Spotted on Facebook:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Trending via Slack:

The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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