24 Funny social commentary quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

  Commentary:
  "Tonight's the night folks! 🌟 Say goodbye to the mysterious shroud of incognito mode, because I'm ready to live life on the edge and show the world my browsing history! 🤭💻 Brace yourselves for a historic event coming your way! #IncognitoOut"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

  Commentary:
  Stereotypes and mass graves: two things you definitely don't want to be associated with! 🙅‍♂️ Let's treat people as individuals, not as part of a one-size-fits-all package deal. 🚫🏷️ #UniqueAndUnstereotyped

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old wisdom of sacrificing virgins to solve all our problems – can't believe we just stopped doing that! 🙄 Maybe if we start again, even the weather gods will be satisfied? 😂🌦️ #SacrificesForSunshine"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

  Commentary:
  🤔 "I guess those iPhones must be working overtime to afford themselves, unlike their owners! 📱💰 Just imagine if phones could pay rent and bills too – we'd all be living the high life without lifting a finger! 😂 #PhoneGoals"

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