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Silent discos for introverts are the future! 📚🤫🎧
48 Funny social commentary quotes
I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.
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When you realize the holiday spirit is just a spooky HR meeting with festive lights 👻🎄🤑
Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.
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Fluent in woke? That sounds like a totally new dialect only the baristas at vegan cafés understand! 🌱☕️
We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.
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Guess it's time to make some billionaire jam! 🥄😜🍇
It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.
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As long as it doesn't come with a 90s soundtrack, I'm in! 🎶😅🙌
When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.
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🏝️😂 Sign me up for 'Hate Island': where the theme song is just the sound of closing browser tabs!
I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.
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Sure, let's solve all societal issues by adding more screen time and caffeine! 😂💻☕️
On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
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When the internet hands you the option to be a wizard, but you choose a rubber chicken instead 🤦♂️🐔✨
I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?
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Oh, I'm here for the buffet, but could you make mine gluten-free? 🍽️😂🥗
People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.
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"Judging the judges like it's a sport! 👀🎯😂"