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Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

15,513

Jan 7, 2026

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Live now on Telegram:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Live now on TikTok:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Spotted on YouTube:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Making waves on Discord:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Making waves on Slack:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Going viral on WeChat:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Seen just now on Slack:

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Funny spoiled quotes

Funny spoiled quotes bring a hilarious twist to the art of being pampered and overindulged 😎🎉 Whether it’s cheeky comebacks or sassy one-liners, these gems perfectly capture the lighter side of spoiled life 🍰💅 Get ready to laugh out loud and maybe relate just a little too much! 😂✨ Perfect for sharing with your fellow spoiled squad or just brightening your day with some playful attitude! 😜🎈

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Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

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4 weeks ago

complain, cute, humor, i, irony, kid, kids, parent, spoil, spoiled

Someone from 🇰🇿 has recently copied this quote.

20 shares on Threads this month.
I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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2 months ago

attitude, humor, life, me, playful, please, sarcasm, self-deprecating, spoiled, trying, unspoiled, witty

Someone from 🇰🇲 has recently shared this quote.

85 shares on Snapchat this month.
Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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2 months ago

another, baby, day, doing, friends, friendship, humor, jobless, leisure, life, luxury, maybe, nepo, nepo baby, nothing, privilege, satire, shopping, spoiled

Someone from 🇱🇨 has recently shared this quote.

111 shares on Instagram this month.
If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

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6 months ago

getting, humor, indulgence, motivation, self-care, spoil, spoiled, treat yourself, yourself

Someone from 🇬🇪 has recently copied this quote.

23 shares on Discord this month.

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11 shares on Discord this month:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

37 shares on X this month:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

95 shares on Threads this month:

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

15,513

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via X:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Going viral on Threads:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

Spotted on Facebook:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Just landed via Instagram:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Shared recently on X:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Going viral on YouTube:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Just landed via TikTok:

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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