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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

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Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Going viral on Facebook:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Just landed via YouTube:

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Live now on Reddit:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Breaking via Discord:

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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Trending via Discord:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Seen just now on Slack:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Making waves on WeChat:

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Freshly posted on Slack:

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Live now on LinkedIn:

Weirdos gonna weird.

Reported on Discord:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

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