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Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

Spotted on Slack:

Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

Making waves on Facebook:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Trending via Instagram:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

Just shared via WeChat:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Going viral on TikTok:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Funny spoiled quotes

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Social Media Stars ⭐

94 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

77 shares on Facebook this month:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

20 shares on Slack this month:

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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17,766

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,282

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Shared recently on Discord:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Going viral on Messenger:

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Going viral on Messenger:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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