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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

Just landed via Telegram:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

Breaking via Threads:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Just shared via Messenger:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Just landed via YouTube:

Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Trending via Slack:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

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Funny stalking quotes are the perfect way to add a little humor to those curious moments when you just can’t help but snoop a bit 👀😂 Whether it’s scrolling through old photos or sneaking a peek at someone’s playlist, these witty lines turn nosiness into laughs! Ready to embrace your inner detective with a smile? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes on stalking that’ll make you LOL without the guilt 😜📱🔍

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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Just landed via Discord:

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Freshly posted on Slack:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Spotted on Threads:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Live now on Slack:

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Going viral on Facebook:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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