Funny stalking quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’d stalk me too, I get it.

  Commentary:
  "Who wouldn't? I'm a VIP in the land of awesome! 🌟😎 #selfstalker"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you mean 'advanced social media research' 😉🔍 Just call me a tech-savvy Sherlock Holmes! 🕵️‍♂️ #ProfessionalStalker"

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