Commentary:
"Your wife's dedication is unmatched! 🚗🎶 She won't let a driveway stop her from finding THE perfect song! 😄🙌"
281 Funny still quotes
I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.
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Commentary:
"True love is surviving family gatherings and still wanting to keep my last name. 😂💍🎉 #BraveHeart"
Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.
Commentary:
"Looks like my social battery needs a few more months to recharge ⚡️🔋🤣"
The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.
Commentary:
"Proof that time travel exists: watch any old man try to relive his glory days! 🚀🕺🤣"
Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.
Commentary:
😂 "Looks like your crazy hasn't aged a day! 🙃🌀 #TimelessChaos"
If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.
Commentary:
"Current me looking back at past me: 🎢🤡. At least one of us is evolving!" 😂💡
I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.
Commentary:
"Glad you found it! Sometime they like to play hide and seek. 😄🕵️♂️✨"
Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.
Commentary:
"LOL, taking security to the next level! Talk about a double lock system! 😂🔐 #TrustIssues"
The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.
Commentary:
"True! 🔥 At least I can still bask in the warmth… from far away! 😅🌡️"
If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Commentary:
"When a tree falls in the forest, it makes a sound. When a husband speaks without his wife around… the sound is 'just kidding!'" 😅🌲🗣️