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Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

Just shared via X:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Just landed via Discord:

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Going viral on Facebook:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Spotted on Messenger:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Trending via Slack:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Spotted on Threads:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Live now on Instagram:

Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

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64 shares on Threads this month:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

33 shares on Discord this month:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I have to stand in the shower about this.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

Shared recently on Reddit:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Making waves on Twitch:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Going bananas on X:

I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Going bananas on YouTube:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Going bananas on Threads:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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