Funny summer body quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

  Commentary:
  "Ready for summer! Just add sweat and you've got a complete transformation! 😅💦🍹"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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  Commentary:
  "Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

  Commentary:
  "Summer body status update: buffering… 🕒👙 Don't worry, I'm on island time – it's just taking a little longer to download that six-pack abs update! 😅💪 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs summer abs when you can have a perfectly balanced beach chair instead? 🏖️💪 Just remember, it's all about finding the right angle for that optimal lounging experience! 😅🪑 #BeachChairGoals"

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