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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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β€œYour account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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When a girl says β€œ5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

Just landed via Facebook:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

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Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ύ has copied:

Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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I need a break from me.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬ has viewed:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡ͺ has shared:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ͺ has copied:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think β€œWe’re never doing this again” at least once.

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I’ll be like β€œit is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Spotted on Facebook:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Just landed via WeChat:

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, β€œI drink it.”

Just shared via Reddit:

I disagree with my politics.

Spotted on Telegram:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Just shared via Messenger:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Breaking via Discord:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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