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Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,597

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on X:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Just shared via WeChat:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

Trending via TikTok:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Going viral on TikTok:

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

Just landed via WeChat:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Breaking via Twitch:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

Breaking via YouTube:

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

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33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

76 shares on Telegram this month:

I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

Cancel culture has been canceled.

62 shares on Slack this month:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

85 shares on X this month:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

36 shares on Discord this month:

The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

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Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,313

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Making waves on Instagram:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Freshly posted on Reddit:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Making waves on Messenger:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Just shared via Threads:

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Trending via Snapchat:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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