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Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

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What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

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Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Trending via Instagram:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

Seen just now on Discord:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

27 shares on Discord this month:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Been getting really into nothing.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

21 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

89 shares on Telegram this month:

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

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I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

Just shared via Telegram:

I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Making waves on TikTok:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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