Funny tank quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

  Commentary:
  Feeling anxious but lacking energy is like having a full tank of gas but no engine – ready to go but going absolutely nowhere! 🚗😅 Just remember, even a fancy car won't get far without that crucial engine! Keep calm and rev up that positive energy instead! 🚀💪 #YouGotThis

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, imagine the morning commute in a tank! 🚗💨 No need to honk when you can just roll over the slowpokes in front of you. Just watch out for those pesky speed bumps… and your boss's parking spot! 🛢️💥 #TankGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

  Commentary:
  Looks like their brains were on a sugar rush instead of a thought-provoking one! 🍩🤔 Nothing like thinking about those delicious, doughy circles to get you thinking outside the box! Who knew donuts could be such a dangerous distraction at a think tank? 😂 #DonutDisruption

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs groceries when you can have a full tank of gas to drive away from your hunger pains? 🚗💨 #GasIsTheNewGroceries"

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