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Funny tank quotes

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It's like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I'd be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025