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Why text when you can just unleash your inner tracker instead? 🐾🎯🐻
102 Funny texting quotes
Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.
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When maturity meets admiration, the phone becomes a permanent accessory! 📱😄💕
Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.
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Interrupting his spiritual cleanse with a simple "New Year, who dis?" 😜🎉📱
One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.
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Finally, someone who understands my texting style! 😂📵✨
I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.
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When you send a vampire text at night but by morning you’ve gone full-on sunlight mode 🌞🦇😅
“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.
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When my brain says, "Stop," but my fingers are like, "Let's go viral!" 😅🤦♂️🔁
I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.
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Sounds like your future son's first lesson will be in the art of patience! 🚦🤣
Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.
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Trying to drop my comedy masterpiece before it gets buried in GIFs 😂🤣🎤
A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.
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Looks like he's mastering the lost art of waiting! Next, he'll be sending messages by pigeon 🕊️📜😂
I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.
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When it comes to support, I'm there faster than the speed of light—just don't expect those messages to be a part of the equation 😄📵✨