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102 Funny texting quotes

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Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, β€œDon’t text and drive.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, β€œI’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I love when my grandma texts me β€” because I know it took her an hour.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her β€œcan I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing β€˜k’ instead of β€˜ok’?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Posted onMay 24, 2026May 24, 2026

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Texting random numbers β€œIt’s done.”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

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