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Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,609

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Trending via Instagram:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

Spotted on Messenger:

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

Going bananas on Facebook:

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

Live now on Telegram:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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54 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

42 shares on Slack this month:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,346

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Facebook:

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

Going viral on Facebook:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

Live now on Twitch:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

Just shared via Messenger:

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

Just shared via X:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

Just shared via Facebook:

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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