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Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via X:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Just landed via WeChat:

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

Going viral on YouTube:

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Spreading quickly via X:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

Trending via Instagram:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

Going viral on WeChat:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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49 shares on Snapchat this month:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

98 shares on Threads this month:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

10 shares on X this month:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

16 shares on X this month:

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,309

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Trending via Facebook:

I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

Spotted on Reddit:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

Trending via Twitch:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Spotted on Messenger:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Live now on Threads:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Just landed via TikTok:

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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