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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Reported on Messenger:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Seen just now on X:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Just landed via Telegram:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Live now on X:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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Trending via Discord:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Going viral on Reddit:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Just landed via Slack:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Seen just now on X:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Seen just now on Facebook:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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