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Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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Broadcasted on Slack:

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

Just shared via Messenger:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Breaking via Slack:

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

Making waves on Discord:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Just landed via Discord:

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Shared recently on Discord:

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

49 shares on Twitch this month:

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

98 shares on Discord this month:

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

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The feminine urge to turn you on and not do anything about it.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Messenger:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Just shared via Threads:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Just shared via Slack:

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

Shared recently on Threads:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.

Going bananas on Messenger:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Spotted on Facebook:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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