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Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,531

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

Seen just now on X:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Seen just now on Threads:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

Seen just now on Discord:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

Funny unloading quotes

Funny unloading quotes bring a burst of laughter to the often tiring task of unloading 🚚💪 Whether you’re moving, unpacking, or just clearing out, these witty lines turn heavy lifting into lighthearted fun 😂🎉 Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even share some giggles with friends as we dive into the quirkiest takes on unloading life’s little burdens! 📦😄

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Social Media Stars ⭐

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

12 shares on Threads this month:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

81 shares on Facebook this month:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,285

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Going viral on Threads:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Shared recently on Messenger:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Going viral on Slack:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Going viral on Discord:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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