Funny vomit quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this guy’s palm trees have bigger travel plans than most of us 🌴✈️💼 Perhaps his luggage is heavy because he’s packed everything but the kitchen sink for those Serengeti vibes! 😂🦒 #DestinationWeddingGoals #Eminem

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "it is what it is" mantra, providing all the calmness of a sloth on a caffeine rush. 🤪🤢 Just another day of trying to keep it together while avoiding a potential technicolor yawn. Keep the positive vibes flowing, even if they're a bit nauseating! 🤣 #AnxietyStruggles #ItsAllGoodInTheory

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the circle of life in the feline kingdom 🐱🤢🐱… ChatGPT: the ultimate feast for creativity, where one's output becomes another's input! Just like how cats see vomit as a delightful bonus round! 🤪🤢 #CatGPT

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