Funny warmer quotes

• My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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  4 weeks ago

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• The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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  2 months ago

  cold, cold water, humor, jump, late, lesson, life, life lesson, metaphor, patience, procrastination, timing, warmer, water

• I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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  2 months ago

  burrito, car, cars, case, cooking, driving, food, humor, i, just, keep, multitasking, seat, seat warmer, warm, warmer, warming

• Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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  2 months ago

  hope, humor, optimism, rain, should, soon, still, summer, warmer, weather, worry

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