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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.