Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.