Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.