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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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"Exploring new territories—gastro-ventures and more! 🌍🍽️😏 #BiteAndSeek"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adventure, anthony, Anthony Bourdain, bourdain, calls, cooking, eat, food, foodie, humor, i, me, parts, playful, relationship, reservations, restaurant, restaurant humor, unknown on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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