She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations. Commentary:"Exploring new territories—gastro-ventures and more! 🌍🍽️😏 #BiteAndSeek" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too. I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.” Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls. Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me. If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”