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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.