Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the reptiles have updated their vocabulary, watch out for those smooth-talking serpents! πππ£οΈ Related Funny Posts π€ Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”. If there is a God and He βlovesβ us, then explain snakes. Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event. Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places. You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’