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40 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

75 shares on Slack this month:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

70 shares on X this month:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

27 shares on Reddit this month:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

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Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

For Halloween, I will be okay.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

For Halloween, I will be okay.

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