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Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Spotted on Slack:

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Going viral on Messenger:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Broadcasted on X:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Just landed via WeChat:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Making waves on Instagram:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Making waves on Instagram:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

Jan 26, 2025

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Going viral on TikTok:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Just landed via Messenger:

When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Freshly posted on X:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Just shared via TikTok:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Breaking via YouTube:

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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