Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

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What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

11 shares on Discord this month:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

88 shares on Reddit this month:

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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Nobody rots in bed like I do.