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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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Absurdity is the spice of life.

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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.