Commentary:
Ahoy mateys! 
Looks like the pirate code has been updated – we're all about positive vibes and teamwork now! 
Walking the plank is so last century, let's sail together towards a more compassionate horizon (and save the dramatic exits for the movies)! 
#PirateLifeUpgrade
Related Funny Quotes 
- I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.
- I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.
- I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.
- When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.
- People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.
