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Don't let Valentine's Day bring you down! Remember, you're consistently unloved all year round – now that's what I call consistency! 😅💔 #ValentinesDayBlues

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

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The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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