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  • Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.
  • And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.
  • Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.
  • Take my advice, I’m not using it.
  • The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.
  • I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.