Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people? Posted on2 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Before diving into parenthood, remember: kids are experts at pushing your patience to new heights! 🤪👶 #ParentingAdventures #StayingZen" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was the most patient parent and then I had kids. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much. To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.