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What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

41 shares on Discord this month:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

13 shares on Slack this month:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

14 shares on X this month:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Going viral on YouTube:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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