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I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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