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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.