Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Commentary:
“Swipe left for easy mode, swipe right for hard mode! 🔄📶 Who knew dating could be so challenging? Maybe there’s a secret cheat code somewhere… 🕵️‍♂️💔 #DatingDilemmas”

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