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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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33 shares on Facebook this month:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

63 shares on WeChat this month:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

At least life has music.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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Going viral on Telegram:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

Going viral on Messenger:

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Seen just now on Facebook:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Breaking via X:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Spotted on Slack:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

Trending via Facebook:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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