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If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

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Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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2 months ago

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55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

33 shares on Discord this month:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

97 shares on YouTube this month:

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

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Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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Spotted on Telegram:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Spotted on Twitch:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

Going bananas on WeChat:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Just landed via Facebook:

“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

Going bananas on Slack:

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

Just landed via Twitch:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Making waves on Instagram:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Trending via Reddit:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Just landed via Instagram:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

Seen just now on WeChat:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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