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Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

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The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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69 shares on TikTok this month:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Breaking via Telegram:

I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Making waves on Instagram:

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

Making waves on YouTube:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Just landed via Messenger:

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Live now on Snapchat:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Breaking via TikTok:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Going viral on TikTok:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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