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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

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Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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2 months ago

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If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

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2 months ago

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

11 shares on Discord this month:

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

33 shares on Discord this month:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

63 shares on X this month:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

76 shares on Discord this month:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

78 shares on Slack this month:

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

80 shares on X this month:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Wake me when AI does housework.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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Seen just now on Reddit:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Trending via Slack:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Just shared via Reddit:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Just shared via YouTube:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Spotted on Messenger:

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

Just landed via Threads:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Trending via Pinterest:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

Going viral on Twitch:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

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