Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.