Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That level of commitment deserves a tick of approval… or maybe a sticky note reminder! 😂📋🖊️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away? The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say. Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups. I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn. Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!