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Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Seen just now on X:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Going viral on Instagram:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Spotted on Reddit:

Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

Trending via Snapchat:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Going viral on YouTube:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Making waves on Twitch:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

35 shares on Telegram this month:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

52 shares on Threads this month:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

72 shares on Slack this month:

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Life is weird and then you die.

28 shares on Threads this month:

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

22 shares on Slack this month:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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I need money, not feelings.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

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Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

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Users Online

3,653

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Breaking via Telegram:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Going viral on WeChat:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Spotted on Snapchat:

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

Just landed via Discord:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Just shared via Instagram:

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

Going viral on Telegram:

Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

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