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Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

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Jan 31, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Trending via TikTok:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

Just shared via X:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Going viral on TikTok:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Breaking via Twitch:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Breaking via Facebook:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

19 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

38 shares on Discord this month:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

All the clouds have come out to play today.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

Going bananas on Threads:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

Breaking via WeChat:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

Just landed via Slack:

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Breaking via Pinterest:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Just landed via Facebook:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Spotted on Slack:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Seen just now on Reddit:

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Freshly posted on Threads:

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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